What I'm watching

Hi all, this tumblr mainly exists as a way of tracking all the movies I've been watching and some of the initial thoughts, and general feelings, I've had about them.

5/5 - Fantastic movies; movies which need to be seen and enjoyed by everyone.

4/5 - Movies which are very good but don’t have that spark which compels you to make others watch them as well.

3/5 - Average movies; watchable and enjoyable, but nothing which elevates them higher. The baseline all movies are given before watching.

2/5 - Can be watched but really bland and forgettable.

1/5 - Minimal to no reason to watch these films. It may have some redeeming factors e.g. it’s so bad it’s good or there’s one character that’s awesome enough to make it not a total waste of time.

0/5- Total waste of time. Nothing redeemable about these films.

As with every review blog/site, this is all my own personal opinion so feel free to take everything with a grain of salt.

Also I'm Scottish so all reviews will be in UK English. Get used to theatre, colour and words ending in -ised.

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10 Worst Films Watched in 2011 (Excluding re-watched films) 1, Extract - Meanest spirited film I’ve seen in ages with absolutely irredeemable characters. Not a laugh to be found. Worst of the worst. 2, Suburban Girl - Sooooo pretentious. The indie hipster film personified. 3, Shadowlands - Soul crushingly boring and long with no redeemable elements. 4, Twilight Eclipse/Breaking Dawn Part 1 - A bit of a cheat but they’re as bad as each other so I couldn’t chose which was worse. Not higher because I knew they’d be shit going in and because of 1 redeemable element in each you could hold on to in order to get through it. 5, Mars Attack - An ensemble cast does not a good movie make. 6, The Last Airbender - How can you fuck up something with such good source material? Shyamalan finds a way. 7, Skyline - Bad acting, bad plot, bad character and bad twist ending. 8, The Tooth Fairy - Bad but not higher on the list because it never claimed to be anything else but a cheap kids movie. 9, Superman 4: The Quest for Peace - The death of a franchise and it’s clear to see why. 10, Nine - While boring it still had some redeemable performances and songs to lower it on this list. Honorable mentions: Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps.

10 Worst Films Watched in 2011 (Excluding re-watched films)

1, Extract - Meanest spirited film I’ve seen in ages with absolutely irredeemable characters. Not a laugh to be found. Worst of the worst.

2, Suburban Girl - Sooooo pretentious. The indie hipster film personified.

3, Shadowlands - Soul crushingly boring and long with no redeemable elements.

4, Twilight Eclipse/Breaking Dawn Part 1 - A bit of a cheat but they’re as bad as each other so I couldn’t chose which was worse. Not higher because I knew they’d be shit going in and because of 1 redeemable element in each you could hold on to in order to get through it.

5, Mars Attack - An ensemble cast does not a good movie make.

6, The Last Airbender - How can you fuck up something with such good source material? Shyamalan finds a way.

7, Skyline - Bad acting, bad plot, bad character and bad twist ending.

8, The Tooth Fairy - Bad but not higher on the list because it never claimed to be anything else but a cheap kids movie.

9, Superman 4: The Quest for Peace - The death of a franchise and it’s clear to see why.

10, Nine - While boring it still had some redeemable performances and songs to lower it on this list.

Honorable mentions: Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps.